Pope
Diva I
7/4/01 00:31 AM
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Continued from FAN
FIC: Signs and Wonders
***THIS JUST IN***THIS JUST IN***THIS JUST IN***
A
SIGN? Italian Authorities Report Mysterious Appearance
of Red
Silk Shirt on "The
David"
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Story
Filed: Tuesday, July 3, 2001 11:30 PM Boston Time
FLORENCE
(Pope Diva I) -- Giuliano Urbani, Italy's Minister of Culture, gave
a brief press conference at the Galleria dell'Accademia today, after
visitors to the gallery reported having seen a red silk shirt
suddenly materialize on Michaelangelo's "The David."
The full English text
of Minister Urbani's remarks follows:
[Translated from the
original Italian] Today is indeed a blessed day for Italy, and
for all of Europe. I do not pretend to know the significance of the
event that has unfolded here today. Only time will tell if this
event preceeds a full European Tour by the band Aerosmith. The good
people of Italy and of Europe have patiently awaited the return of
our musical saviors. Perhaps today's miracle is a sign that our wait
will not be long. Thank you, Aerosmith be with you, and good
day.
Minister Urbani quickly left the hastily-staged
press conference, tears in his eyes, and did not take any questions
from the gaggle of reporters that had, on very short notice, filled
the room to overflow capacity.
Earlier, guests of the
Galleria dell'Accademia claimed that, while observing
Michaelangelo's masterpiece, the strains of "Back in the Saddle"
filled the room, and a red silk shirt appeared on "The David." As
the song built towards its climax, the shirt, which at first
appeared ephemeral, appeared to gain substance, until it was
indistinguishable from real clothing.
For almost twenty
minutes, none of the guests present moved, for fear of breaking "the
spell." As the next tour group arrived to observe the statue,
reports spread to the Galleria dell'Accademia's staff that something
"miraculous" had occured.
No one in the Galleria has yet
attempted to touch the shirt. The general concensus among scholars
and theologians consulted by the Ministry of Culture is that human
contact might cause the shirt to vanish, along with any hopes of a
European tour by Aerosmith.
The government of The United
States, which has today been the site of several similar events of a
seemingly paranormal nature, has not commented on either the several
events in North America, or this most recent event in
Europe.
Please stay tuned, as this continues to be a
developing story.
--30--
Tammy, a.k.a. "Pope Diva
I"
Pope-ette and High Priestess of
The Temple of
Aerosmithicism
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who'sjoef'nperry
7/4/01
02:52 AM
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Diva, you continue to facinate me. I only wish I had half the
talent you have :)
- Sex is like a gun. You aim. You shoot.
You run.
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AeroUSA
7/4/01
02:56 AM
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Aero-Wonder Cracks the Sphinx; Egypt Astounded
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A
sight beyond all worldly explanation astonished Egypt today as the
legendary Sphinx was transformed into the latest Aeroshrine.
The very stone of the
monument bore away at itself this morning until, by 7am local time,
the word “AEROSMITH” was visible along the side of the statues
outstretched leg. Some are calling it a miracle, some a sign, others
a bad archeological joke. But in any case, the strangely timed
marking is making news along with other Aero-events
worldwide.
“Yeah, it’s weird, but it ain’t no partin’ of the
Red Sea.” comments Dick Long, a vacationing Tennessee businessman
who witnessed the mayhem.
But not all present were so quick
to dismiss this phenomenon’s importance. Many claim to have seen an
even stranger vision at exactly 1pm appear over the pyramid close
by. From most accounts it was a shadowy figure resembling a cartoon
image of Aerosmith’s lead singer Steven Tyler.
“It was like
so far gone man,” suggested D. Trip, an American teenager who says
he just ‘found himself’ on this side of the world. He continues, “He
like ran up the side of the triangle thing, did a little dance at
the tippy-top, let out a scream like ‘ya-ka-ka-ka-ka-kow’ or some
[expletive]. Then just floated off into the sky and disappeared. I
was like ‘Dude! Did you see that mouth?’ I think I like wet
myself.”
Though the sphinx remains permanently engraved, only
one known photograph captured the mystically crystalline vision of a
Simpsonesque Tyler straddling the pyramid. This sad fact leaves many
a skeptic about its actual existence.
“Well, it very well
could be an extremely creative dark room mistake.” Suggests Dr.
Johnny B. Good a photography expert. However he later added, “But
hey it could also be the Demon of Screamin’! Ya-ka-ka-ka-ka-kow!”
*Editors note: The good doctor was last seen running through
the streets of Cairo wearing spandex and a loosely fitting red shirt
while carrying the book ‘Aerosmithicism: Give in, or We’ll Get You
the Hard Way’*
ok so it was my first try
hehe
^dream on
:-)
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who'sjoef'nperry
7/4/01
03:33 AM
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Am I studly Diva ;)???
- Sex is like a gun. You aim. You
shoot. You run.
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who'sjoef'nperry
7/4/01
03:51 AM
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Goodnite Aero
- Sex is like a gun. You aim. You shoot. You
run.
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^A^
7/4/01
05:20 AM
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I was wondering the same thing Diva, didn't you here on the news
that there was a sighting by a Dutch windmill and the Eiffel tower
in Paris?
I don't need to speak,I play the
guitar Joe Perry
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who'sjoef'nperry
7/4/01
06:40 AM
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Oh my Goodness, The Diva is inncorrect!!! How could this be??? I
thought you were PERFECT. It's a Strat, not a Tele. But I have to
give you credit, you were close :) Don't worry, I still luv ya
:)
- Sex is like a gun. You aim. You shoot. You
run.
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who'sjoef'nperry
7/4/01
06:49 AM
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The guitar is better looking that I am. Shit, You look damn good
in Joe's red shirt too :) I think Mona likes it too.
- Sex is
like a gun. You aim. You shoot. You
run.
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Gypsy
Rain
7/4/01 10:22 PM
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Dateline Stonehenge ...
Sources report at 12midnight
local time a celestial phenomenon occured in the skies directly
above Stonehenge.
Onlookers described ethereal lights in
shades of green and gold forming a word across the waxing moon.
A ... e ... r ... o ... s ... m ... i ... t ... h
...
Religious scholars are studying ancient scriptures hoping
to explain the recent appearance of the holy word at seats of
spirituality worldwide.
More news as it becomes
available.
Reported by: Gypsy Rain, La
Sorciere
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AeroUSA
7/5/01
03:28 AM
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AERO-EXCLUSIVE!!!!
Possible cause of all
Aeromiracles found in the heavens!!!!!
A routine search of the sky
conducted form the NASA space station, Houston TX, turned up an
astonishing discovery at 11pm Central Time July 4th. There perched
between the planets was a symbol, seemingly engraved into space
itself. Many experts have identified the strange emblem as the
official Aerosmith wings.
“Well, I shouldn’t be saying
this…but the wings, they were there. I saw them first and alerted
the higher powers. They said it was swamp gas or something but no,
they were there. They may still be there,” commented C. U. Peeing a
NASA worker who was promptly led away kicking and screaming by men
dressed in black who curiously didn’t leave
fingerprints.
NASA denies the existence of any such wings
daunting the sky, or the ground. But many of their employees who
have chosen to remain nameless back up Mr. Peeing’s statements. One
even suggested that the wings had been there for many days, but the
prominent fire works displays over the United States just
illuminated their presence.
If they indeed had been there for
quite some time, then could this be the origin of all the
Aeromysticism happening around the world? Stay tuned for further
updates…
^dream on
:-)
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Joe'sSweetE
7/5/01
8:49 PM
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C.U. Peeing? ROTFLOL!!!! So funny USA!
"And Joe Perry says
I'm alright!!"
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